Stickle (Dan Poole) likes to drive his El Camino and go bowlin'. He just broke up with mean Mary because she was so mean to him onced.
AlienGirl (Beth Behrs) is a mysterious visitor to the land of apple-butter and peach preserves. She likes her liquor too.
(2 Broke Girls, American Pie: Book Of Love)
Mary (Brigid Ryan) is so mean, that everyone is afraid to be around her. She used to date Stickle, but one night freaked out while they were fooling around up awn Pond Bank road. She left Stickle in the woods and drove off screaming.
Tork (David Cowgill) has been throwing things all his life. Rocks, paper balls, sticks etc. In Route 30, Too! his southpaw prowess is put to the test in the finale of the story.
Rotten Egg (Lee Wilkof) discovers a UFO in the woods along Pond Bank road. He hopes it will bring him a mighty sum on eBay. Meanwhile, he hires a choreographer from Bawlmer to help revitalize his failing Gentlemen's club.
Dot (Jamie Rose) is president of UOPS' NY state chapter and is in Fayetteville to investigate a potential UFO activity lead. She is aided in her research by a local ghost legend called the White Woman.
Chicky (Noah Applebaum) works for Mister Ed. One night many years ago, there was a mysterious occurrence at Mister Ed's store. That fateful night, Chicky stopped speaking English and began speaking Spanish. A very curious notion since Chicky was born in Chambersburg and has never been further away than York.
Deer Hunter Bob (Curtis Armstrong) can't wait for deer hunting season. He also can't wait for Rotten Egg to put on a decent show at his Wild West Gentlemen's club.
(Route 30, Ray, Revenge of the Nerds, Moonlighting, Risky Business)
Dick (Bob Romanus) is part of UOPS. Unusual Occurrence and Paranormal Society. NY state chapter. Dick is here with his wife Dot, to investigate a report of UFO activity in the South Mountain area. He is staying at the Penn National Inn and Golf Club on 997.
(Route 30, Mojave Phone Booth, Fast Times At Ridgemont High)
Margie (Molly Lahr) hails from Baltimore, where she assists choreographer Jackie Flat in his side business of entertainment re-branding. In search of inspiration, she finds it in Fayetteville, while packing a suitcase at the Penn National Inn.
Jackie Flat (Wil Love) is a renowned showman from Bawlmer. His mission: to re-brand Rotten Egg's Gentlemen's club and teach the dancers how to bring back profitability to their depressed vocation.
(Route 30, Route 30 Three!)
Mister Ed (Ed Gotwalt) has some mysterious things happen at his store in Route 30, Too! So much so, that he hires Rotten Egg to come over and perform some Indian incantations to exercise the demons.
(Route 30, Route 30 Three!)
Junior (Ray Ficca) works for Rotten Egg at his Gentlemen's club. He is in search of love or perhaps a quick boink, when he meets a local Realtor who shows him some of her 'private' property.
Candy (Alicia Fusting) is a local through and through. So much so, that you can barely understand her thick accent. Youins and hon top the list of her local dialect lexicon.
(Route 30, Route30 Three!)
Jocelyn Carbaugh (Christine Elise McCarthy) is the most successful Realtor in the Chambersburg area. However, no one can figure out why her client-list is comprised only only of men.
(Route 30, Mojave Phone Booth, ER, 90210)